Rusty Pipes Quotes:

• "It flies further if you lick the tip" -Ngaio
• "Pete, phone...Pete, Pete, PHONE!" -Winter Tour 2000
• "Nate, pull out!" -Anonymous
• "It's salty and it makes my mouth tingle" -Not a Pipes quote, but too funny to pass up.
• "That's crap, Davis" -Hitchens
• "The discharge was hot...and it stuck to my skin" -Allison
• "Why don't you unzip that and share it with me" -Andi
• "Say hello to my little friend" -Cece
• "Nice vibratto Lenny, you should have a vibrator under you everytime you sing" -Emily
• "You can have some, just don't lick it!" -?
• "Don't hang your head, Hung" -?
• "The background parts can play with Lenny more" -Nate
• "Let's face the audience in the formation we do it in" -Russ
• "Jane, are you leaving or are you just getting dressed?" -Lenny
• "It's like licking a field of cheddar after the harvest." -anonymous
• "Santa's back in heat. 'Hooooo hooooo hooooo.'" -anonymous
• "Oh great, I can pay 9 bucks to be Helen Keller for 2 hours." -Sue
• "What are you doin, makin a rap album?" -Nate to Erik after noisily blowing his nose.
• "We DID form a set of boobs...and I'm the nipple" -Michelle

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